The Promos




Our first feature, Survey, was a no budget affair.  Yeah, yeah, by Hollywood standards, "no budget" could mean a couple million bucks, but we're talking real world no budget.


With our second feature, Dead Tomorrows, we want to crank things up several notches.  And to do that, we need a budget, not a million but enough to pay the cast and crew plus do some effects work.


Where most independently-financed movies have a few investors who kick in thousands, if not millions, we want to finance Dead Tomorrows with small contributions from lots of movie-lovers.  Instead of rich people sweating about their ROI (if there is any), we will have hundreds of people who are out the price of a movie ticket with a chance to win one of our excellent thank-you gifts and anxiously awaiting the premiere of the kick-ass flick that they helped make.


To find these folks and let them know what we're up to, we are producing videos (like the one at the top of the page), posters, cartoon strips, and anything else that we can think of then peppering them all over the web.


And that's where you come in.


We're just a bunch of voices stuck inside the head of a dumbass country boy from Alabama.  We can't do it all!


Our current projects are below, but you can also help out in other ways by helping to spread the word through blogs, podcasts, Facebook and MySpace pages and anywhere else that you hangout online (even old-school radio or TV if you have or can help us get access).


Contact us at casting@skribblerproductions.com if you are interested in any of the below parts or at thomas@skribblerproductions.com if you would like to join our little semi-deranged team in some other capacity (anything from holding a boom pole to co-producing is a possibility).


The Promo Projects:


1.  A faux public service announcement warning against The Pussification of America.  This one is funny with a bit of sexiness.


          Cast:

                         Two lead female spokesmodels/actors who can keep a                                   straight face.


                         One male as a couch-potato husband.


                         Could possibly use a few extras.


2.  Dead Tomorrows promotional poster, featuring two scantily-clad (panties, tanks, similar) females standing with their backs to the camera, looking down at a guy in the bathtub, which would be a fairly sexy scene except for the fact the one girl is holding a butcher knife, the other a hacksaw, and the guy is unconscious.


3.  A very short and sexy bit about how well sex and violence seem to go together.  This one will hit the trifecta as a video, poster, and t-shirt.  The main slogan is staying under wraps.  Also, this one shows the most skin of the three but will stay within You Tube playable limits


          Cast:

                      Two to four females, three of whom should be comfortable                          with implied nudity and all should have a strong sense                                   of humor.  If you have a cave-woman costume, you have at                           least one of the parts half-nailed already.


                      One voice-over, which could be one of the girls in the                                   bit or a guy with a Don LaFontaine voice.


                      One guy in a cave-man outfit.  We can cut this part if                                     we have to, but it would be funny.


Payment:


You'll get a 10% commission on posters, t-shirts, or any other merchandise sold that you appear on.  You'll get a 10% commission on any contributions from people who give us your name.  So if you have a forum from which to pedal our wares, it could help us all out.


Interested in any or all? 


Send headshots, links to online reels (if you have any) and a bit about yourself to: casting@skribblerproductions.com


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